D30 Table of Random NPC Quirks

The Finals are drawing nearer with every passing hour, but one cannot study all the time. And what can be more relaxing than compiling some random tables? Recently I've read about the Order of the d30, and shot a look at the stuff involving this particular, a bit peculiar, die shape. As I am a proud owner of a d30, I've decided to come up with a d30 generator of my own design.

d30 Table of Random NPC Quirks

The NPC:

01. is alergic to dust (sneezes loudly and whines a lot about it)

02. proclaims himself the Prophet of End Times

03. is possessed by an entity that is stuck inside his body (it wants to get out but it can't)

04. is a bastard of a local noble/aristocrat

05. has better claims to the throne than the actual ruler

06. is addicted to having his blood sucked by vampires

07. believes himself to be a werewolf

08. is schizofrenic

09. believes that dark eyes indicate that evil can look through them

10. has only one, unblinking eye in the middle of his face

11. thinks he's a minor character in a tale of some kind

12. has a slave mark

13. cannot use verbs

14. is a sentient version of one of the mindless undead

15. is a sentient weapon that somehow got reincarnated

16. dresses in flayed humanoid skin

17. has one arm made of stone

18. falls into rage when he sees figurines depicting horses

19. is on a noble quest to retrieve a holy relic

20. looks exactly like one of the characters

21. claims to be a descendant of one of the characters that came from the future with a warning

22. rides an exotic animal (zebra, polar bear, great wolf etc.)

23. can speak only through the parrot sitting on his shoulder

24. never looks the heroes straight in the eye

25. claims to be a giant trapped in the body of a halfling

26. is a wanted criminal

27. tries to sell the characters a red cloak that "gives the ability to fly"

28. has complete amnesia

29. took the vow of peace

30. roll twice